Space Trucker at home with Shelly...Nothing kinky...Well,almost :)

Space Trucker opens the door to his apartment,holding a plastic grocery bag.
His shoulders are drooped,he's looking to the floor...
Shelly was watching one of her favorite fights on DVD...
It took her a while to notice Space Tucker,since the couch is positioned a few meters from the door,but she caught his reflection on the TV screen.
"Hey!" she said,turning off the TV at the same time, "What happened?"
"What did you expect?"Space Trucker said with a low voice.
Shelly got up and gave ST a hug.
While in her arms,ST continued.
"With my fan base reduced to a handful of fanatics,my moves too slow,my finishers so weak..." he drew a breath,paused and stepped back.
He placed the bag on the floor,raised his hands,held Shelly's head close to his and said"It's a miracle I got a contract!"
"WHAT?You B**tard!" Shelly shouted and started punching ST's chest, while laughing with relief!
"Watch it!" ST said "Don't kick the bag!"
"What's in there?" Shelly asked.
"Just a few things to celebrate the occasion,something sweet,something bubbly....and something kinky!" ST said and winked.
"Whoa!Hold your horses,partner-we don't want to put too much strain on this new vertebrae of yours!" Shelly said,imitating a heavy southern American accent.
"Oh,honey!" ST said with the same accent "Be a nice cowgirl tonight,will you?"
She turned,went to the bedroom,opened the door,turned and said.
"You're lucky I want to keep in shape...partner!" Shelly said and winked.
ST smiled,picked the bag and headed to the bedroom saying "Lucky,indeed!!!"