Return of Disintegrate

Suddenly smoke clouds the whole ring and strange, dissonant music starts to play. Somebody is arriving from the shades, a huge shape - maybe a golem? - no, he is just Disintegrate!

The smoke DISappears and the crowd starts to chant: DISINTEGRATE! DISINTEGRATE!

Dis lightly jumps over the ropes and gets the mic:

"Hello everybody! I am back with two fights in this season. One win, one lost. Both of my opponents were very hard and very good fighters, so I am proud to my result. In the past few months I tried to train my finisher to the maximum. Unfortunately, my masters wanted to try its effectiveness, so I am here to call anybody for a bloody, cruel fight. If there is anybody - except Chuck Norris - who wants to fight with me, I am ready for a challenge!"

Disintegrate drop down the mic into the center of the ring and waits for a challenger.

Dynamite david wigton appears on the titantron.

DDW: well im definately no Chuck Norris. I actually cut my lawn, I don't stand outside and dare the grass to grow.but it looks like it's gonna be me and you at the payperview.Can't wait to see you there.