CreepSpark Interview

CreepSpark walks into the gym, taking a good look at everyone there.

CreepSpark: Not much to look at now is it?

He sets his gymbag down and gets on a bench.

Aimee Rainfor spots him benching and walks over to him.

Aimee Rainfor: You're CreepSpark aren't you? Hi, i'm Aimee. Aimee Rainfor.

Aimee puts out her hand, inviting a handshake.

CreepSpark sets the bar down and sits up; ignoring her invitation for a handshake.

CreepSpark: Yeah i'm CreepSpark, what do you want.

Aimee Rainfor: Well I heard RCW: International got a new wrestler to sign up, and I was wondering if you could answer a few questions?

CreepSpark reluctantly stands up from the bench and stares at her.

Aimee Rainfor: I'll just take that as a yes. So, CreepSpark, first question: Why do you think Ursu' hired you out of all the wrestlers out there who could have had your spot?

CreepSpark stretches his neck, cracking it.

CreepSpark: <sarcastically>Why did he hire me out of all those wrestlers? That's like asking 'Why do people call teh fire department when theres a fire?' He hired me because he knows people like a show. He hired me because I got what it takes. He hired me, because maybe some of his superstars haven't screamed in pain in a while and he wants to hear that sweet, sweet sound again. To put it simply, Ms. Rainfor, he hired me because i'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is win!

Aimee Rainfor: So what your saying is-

CreepSpark gently pushes Aimee aside.

CreepSpark: No more questions Ms. Rainfor, i got some reps to do. Gotta stay fit to make people beg you for mercy.

CreepSpark goes back to his workout routine.